I cant help staring when you're hardly wearing a thing 
Your lascivious mouth is full of smiles 
Your laughter echoes off the bathroom tiles 
With your pretty hands folded sweetly in your lap 
You make such a tantalising trap 


But who deserves your perfect curves and wiles?
Well, I can tell you now that it won't be me 
Because my girlfriend's waiting patiently 
And I have noticed that you're inclined to tease 
So don't make this any harder for me please 


Oh please don't look so confused 
I guess you're seldom refused 
You must think I'm insane 
Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again? 


You kissed me once and you got a response, and I know 
After a kiss like that some men would leave their wife 
But I don't want to destroy my life 
Just because you look at me that way 
It doesn't mean that I'm about to stay 


But I can hardly believe 
That I'm about to just leave 
Because some weird chromosome 
Somewhere deep inside is calling me home 


Oh please don't look so confused 
I guess you're seldom refused 
You must think I'm insane 
Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again? 


Of course I want to share your bed with you 
But if I stay tonight I can never go home 


But I can hardly believe 
That I'm about to just leave 
Because some weird chromosome 
Somewhere deep inside is calling me home 


Oh please don't look so confused 
I guess you're seldom refused 
You must think I'm insane 
Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again? 


Oh I can hardly believe 
That I'm about to just leave 
Because some weird chromosome 
Somewhere deep inside is calling me home 


Oh please don't look so confused 
I guess you're seldom refused 
You must think I'm insane 
Walking out knowing I won't get this chance again?