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The door is closed,
The lights are out,
And the butter's getting hard.

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Pepperoni 
And green Peppers 
Mushrooms, olives, chives (x2) 

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Advertising causes me therapy, therapy (x3) 
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Pizza Pizza pie 
Every minute every second 
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Pepperoni 
Angry peppers
Mushrooms, olives, chives 

Need therapy, therapy, 
Advertising causes me therapy, therapy (x2) 
Advertising causes... (x4) 

Advertisments got you on the run... (x6) 

What a splendid pie 
Pizza Pizza pie 
Every minute every second 
Buy Buy Buy Buy Buy (x2) 

Pepperoni 
Angry Peppers 
Mushrooms, olives, chives 

Need therapy, therapy, 
Advertising causes me therapy, therapy (x4) 
Advertising causes... (x5)